"No Laughing Matter: The Harlequin"

Attention all adventurers with a funny bone! Are you tired of grim-faced paladins, brooding rogues, and wizards who wouldn't know a joke if it polymorphed them? Then boy, do we have the class for you!

Introducing the Harlequin, the only D&D class that treats a dragon's lair like an improv stage and a lich's phylactery like a whoopee cushion. With " The Harlequin " you'll learn to:

• Slay 'em with slapstick! Why use a sword when a rubber chicken does the job with style?
• Turn every critical fail into a standing ovation
• Worship Leporis, the divine rabbit who puts the 'fun' in 'smiting fundamentalists'
• Master the art of pratfalling so gracefully, even the Rogue will be jealous

But wait, there's more! Order now, and you'll get:

• 10+ side-splitting feats (and we don't mean the acrobatic kind... okay, maybe a few)
• A full array of magic items that would make any sensible adventurer facepalm
• Exclusive access to the Laughing Labyrinth, where the beer flows like water and the XP flows like... slightly thicker water

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggling, newfound popularity at taverns, and a sudden urge to punch evil in the funny bone.

Don't let your campaign be another grimdark snoozefest! Grab "No Laughing Matter" today and remember: in a world of swords and sorcery, the greatest weapon is a well-timed whoopee cushion.

Buy now, and may the farce be with you!